what if a nigga ran up on u in a full suit of armor wit a sword out talmbout “give it up”
Some dude I went to high school says he got robbed with a bow and arrow
slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
the mountain goats “divorce” songs aren’t even about divorce they’re about people wanting so desperately to return to how things used to be that they torture each other forever hope this helps
tmg yeah tallahassee has always come across as like an album abt the mutually assured destruction the alpha couple face as opposed to a divorce or anythinf
Kill everyone
setting up an rss feed. i #love #my #life
A toy has fallen off the bed in the middle of the night. Law officials suspect “tossing and turning” may be at play
